If i ever  read my own blog 10 years down the road, the first category that i’d click on would be “motherhood”. :)

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While the boys and i were watching Discovery Channel one day on how whales were killed by humans… boy2 went up to the telly and wanted to turn it off.

Me : don’t. why do u wanna switch off the tv?

boy2 : because i don’t want you to cry anymore… (shows sad face)

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When i was lecturing boy1 on how one needs to look neat, tidy and presentable……

boy1 : it’s easy for you to say!

me : what made you say that? I need to put in effort too you know.

boy1 : no. u are pretty. so it’s always easier for you. even my friends said so!

me : *puzzle look* your friends?

boy1 : yes, my school mates said “soooooooo gooood! your mother so pretty”.

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Half an hour after an ugly episode with boy2 (i was extremely unhappy with him), MIL offered to bring him with them to Malaysia for a 1 Day tour and i think i was a little to quick to say yes.

mil : didi, see.. your mom is so nice to let u come with us.

boy2 : nooooooooooo! (in that defensive tone) mom said yes merely because she couldn’t wait to get rid of me. mom doesn’t want me to be around.

me : *blink*blink*oops, busted!*

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Because i am always eating….

boy2 : mom, if you are gonna eat like this, you will be fatter than popo (my mother) in no time.

me : am i fat now?

boy2 : yes (in a no-nonsense tone)

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Few days earlier…

me to boy2 : if you cannot control your temper, i have no choice but to send you to a hospital where people have no control over themselves.

3 days later… when i was munching on junk food..

boy2 to me : if you cannot control your eating habit, then mom, u also need to go to the hospital where people have no control over themselves.

me : *quickly scurried to the kitchen to keep the junk food i was munching on after lunch. DAMN!*

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